What a Wonderful World.....

*sigh* Isnt it a beautiful day today... Anyways i wanna make a happier post so... I'll put up a few jokes how about that?
Hey, I'm trying give me a break...... no actually u could give me a laptop so i dont have to buy one myself ;)


1.How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

2.You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”

3.Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

Q: What did one casket say to the other casket?

A: Is that you coffin?



And lookie here:

Your Social Anxiety Level: 20%

You have low social anxiety. You don't have any social anxiety. In fact, you love being social. You're well adjusted and likely quite outgoing. Your social skills put others at ease.

Are You Socially Anxious?

something good about meself haha...........