The Spider...

The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

And the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again...

My version

The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout

Down came the rain and tore the spider out

Out came the sun and gave him unbearable pain

And the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout never again

Now you gotta admit that spider should of at least drowned or something!!!!