The White Man In My Garage (True Story)

So last Saturday I had one of my friends over and we were just chilling for the weekend and going to a youth rally that the church was having. So we about to go to mall and and we all in the car in are garage minding our own business when all of a sudden my lil sister starts screaming and pointing like off some scary movie i look just slightly at wat she's screaming at and see a figure i ain't no what it was but i lost it and start screaming too. While I'm screaming to the top of my lungs my friend is looking at us and tapping me like, "Leila! Leila!" So after about five minutes of screaming realizing we ain't dead yet i get a hold of myself and look at her.

She says, "There's a white man in yo garage," Now i would of started to scream all over again, but seeing she was calm I stayed that way as well.

I opened the van door to see this old white guy in a suit with his hair all over the place staring at us like, "What u neva seen a white man before?" Which if u know me know thats just not possible...

So I'm all like, "Can i help you?" And come to find out the guy was standing there in our garage just becuz he needed directions to a place i ain't ever heard of!!! So I kept telling him i ain't no where it was and when he finally got it he walked away all fast like we was about to shoot him in the back with a handgun from out of my purse.... And I'm like yeh walk away fast cuz man you just scared the life out of me.......

Diversity is the suburbs..... you gotta love it! ;)